2. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
3. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
4. Even if you on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
5. An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.
6. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
7. There will always be death and taxes, however, death doesn't get worse every year.
8. In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
9. I am a nutritional overachiever.
10. I plan on living forever, so far so good..
11. Practice safe eating always use condiments.
12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
13. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.